There Is A Man Come Into Egypt...

One of my passions is Ancient Egypt, it's history, gods, people, mythology, art- I love it all, and I am an avid student. I have even gone so far as to research into Mesopotamia, Persia, Nubia, Ethiopia, and Zimbabwe, Greece and Rome, as they all interconnect. They also all are the roots of monotheism.
Someone wanting to study Ancient Egypt will find no dearth of material in any language- millions of titles have been published, from the totally messed up (Budge), the mystical (Crowley), the deep scholarly (Wilkinson), the lavish translations (Faulkner), and the common man's archaeo-porno (Carter). What excites me the most are the pre-dynastic to 12th dynasty period (think Scorpion King and Narmer), and the total fucking insanity of the 18th dynasty (Tutankhamen & his family). The late Greco-Roman period I find boring and useless, it is no longer really Egypt.

I have mentioned several Egyptian stories and concepts in recent essays, and I feel that now would be a good time to share simplified versions of the stories I referenced.


Egyptian Creation starts with Atum straddling a Benben, and leaning back so he is upside down. Benben is a word of much importance, many sacred words come from it, like Bennu, a sacred spirit bird. The problem is, no one knows exactly what the Benben is. Theories range from a Calabi-Yau manifold (mine), to a cone, a pyramid, a nest, a cave, a mountain, or a kind of big sphere or ball (I like this one too, but it's not mine). We know it is an important part of Creation, and that's pretty much it.
So Atum is hanging upside down while straddling the Benben, and he begins masturbating.

Now, I need to stop here, and re-iterate how this closely matches Taino/Maya Creation, Shaivite Creation, and how the Australian Rainbow Serpent operates. No angry smiting or punishments, no tortures or destruction- just sacred Paje, a Creator nuzzling himself. It is so warming and mind-blowing, and can teach us so much, especially about ourselves. It also can show us quickly just how anal and repressed our own twisted mythologies and attempts at culture are.

Atum is cranking away, swinging from the Benben, and then he reaches orgasm, and ejaculates semen into his face, and gets it in his mouth and nose. As he spits and sneezes the semen out, he creates the other familiar gods- Ra, Hathor, Osiris, Min, Shu, Nut, Geb, Seth, and Sekhmet, the First Ennead. (Notice there is no Isis, she is a later Greek creation, and is not in the original.)

This focus on masturbation and semen occurs several more times throughout the Egyptian story cycle as well, most notably in the Osiris-Seth-Horus cycle.

Seth and Osiris are brothers, and really don't get along. Both want the Crown of Upper and Lower Egypt, as they both want to be king. In a long convoluted conspiracy, Seth gets Osiris killed, and dismembers him, and hides the body parts all over. The gods find all of the pieces of Osiris, and re-assemble them, except for his penis. Min loans his, so the reformed Osiris can impregnate Sekhmet (again NOT Isis like in the later versions...). Sekhmet gives birth to Horus, the son of Osiris, who is taken care of by the Ennead. First Horus is a sacred child king, and then when he reaches his teen years, he and Seth are allowed a contest to see who should be king of Egypt. During the contests and proceedings, Seth flirts with Horus, and invites him back to sleep with him. Horus accepts, and he and his uncle frot, and Seth tries to penetrate Horus to show domination, but he is really between Horus' thighs. Seth ejaculates, and Horus catches it in his hand. Horus is instructed by his mother to go wash it off his hand in the Nile, which Horus does. Sekhmet then instructs Horus to go masturbate and ejaculate on the lettuces in Seth's garden, as it is his favorite breakfast food. Horus goes to the garden, and jizzes all over the lettuces. The next morning, Seth is served the Horus-skeet-flavored lettuces. They then go before the Ennead, and Horus reports Seth tried to reach orgasm while penetrating him. Seth says this he accomplished, and can prove it. (This is important, because if one had penetrated the other, the penetrated one would be disqualified for kingship. This continues for all Pharaohs, and is even one of the claims the king must make at death- “I have not taken a man into my ass, I have not shit his semen.” Egyptian culture was quite homoerotic, but rabidly anti-anal sex.)

Seth (the Jackal like head) and Osiris 

Horus denies this, and says his semen is inside of Seth, and he can prove it. So, the Ennead calls out to Seth's semen to identify itself and it's location, and it cries out from the Nile. The Ennead then asks for Horus' semen to identify itself and it's location, and it does so from within Seth's stomach.
Seth loses the contest, and Horus is crowned king of Upper and Lower Egypt.

So remember- wash your lettuces well before eating them, unless your Guatiao has been in your garden!

Feel free to double-check me on the accuracy of these stories, cause that would mean you are reading Egyptian mythology, and then we'll have more to talk about! Thanks for indulging me.
May Ra shine down upon you brightly today.

-JoaquinRaymundo in Sewaornock, in Manahatouac.

Tribal Roots Masculinity, and Why WE are NOT “GAY”...

Today, on the suggestion of a Guatiao, I watched the British television series “Pagans” with Richard Rudgley, especially episode 3, “Band of Brothers”.

The video truly floored me- here was an imperial television show, with imperial scholars featured, speaking truthfully and praisingly about pre-monotheist fratrifocal culture! They even go so far as to delve into the non-romanticized core of the Arthur myth that the empire holds so dearly as a Christian stock and trade. They deal with everything- including male bonding, and semen being used as the base gesso for wode application- openly, honestly, and non-sensationalized. Even the non-male historians seem longing for the old ways and old days. The host openly admits he never bought into the “we're Roman and Christian” bullshit. All this amazing material and presentation, and the most shocking of all- it was made and broadcast in Britain, one of the cores of the current Ziofempire! Simply amazing.
Since the beginning, the fratrifocal core of Monkey Brothers Playing has been attacked and ridiculed, as a modern take on the old boy clubhouse of the “He-Man Woman-Haters Club”. Among the many assinine names and accusations hurled at MBP and fratrifocal social theory, the most constant is that we made it all up, that it never existed, and if it did, it was only among a group of isolated cannibal junglebunnies. So, highly degreed Eurasian scholars trumpeting the fratrifocal roots of Eurasian culture (even the imperial) is quite refreshing. Here there is no Great Mother Goddess, no “all men are rapists”, and certainly no matrifocal/matriarchal power dynamic. There is an intact of sworn foster brothers as powerful warriors and magicians, and living close to the land. They exchange younger males of their lines to form alliances and strengthen their bonds. They live by a code of honor and valor, and are expressive. And, they are WHITE NORTHERN EUROPEANS.

What that last phrase in capital letters does is dissolve the near-universal excuse used to wave off MBP and fratrifocal society as purely masculinist and entirely unworkable: “That's not from people like us, it's not our heritage; we don't do that here. You need to go back to the jungle. Real men simply wouldn't live like that and do those things.”

Really? Watch the video, please- I dare you. I'll wait.
When someone says that, or claims that our ideas are fantasy, what they are REALLY saying is: “I am a domesticated, owned and controlled being, defined by my servitude and being defined by things that are not like me. I have surrendered to my owners, and I want no autonomy.”
Worst of all, they also are saying: “I am unable and unwilling to own and become the full free masculine heritage of my ancestors. In fact, I am afraid of it. I am a feminized, ballless coward, who doesn't deserve the title of male.”
The complete ignorance of natural masculine heritage (yes, even white/Euro ones), the surrender to a controlling feminized elite, and the willingness to continue living enslaved and emasculated are all CHOICES. YOUR choices. YOU decide to continue living like this.
And when you live surrendered, you deserve what you get.
These thoughts began about a week ago, when my hometown held it's annual Alphabet Faggot Parade. I call it that, since it was originally “Gay Pride”, and now has become the LGBITQWXYZ Pride Festival. The 450 pound rollerblading transvestite clown (literally- big red nose ball, rainbow wig, etc.) I interviewed couldn't even tell me what all the letters stood for, or when the letters ballooned into a sentence-long anagram.

In fact, that is a core problem not only of “Gay-alphabet” groups, but in most masculinist or men's groups as well- no one wants to dig into the history to see what everyone was doing pre-empire, pre-monotheism. Everyone seems afraid of what might be there. For those so filled with trepidation, I challenge you- how could the real rooted pre-imperial past be any worse than the current emasculation we are currently living in? If you're reading this, you obviously know somethings wrong with the current model, and you are searching for something else. So why keep yourself tethered and drowning in the feminized imperial stupidity? Is it as simple as “familiarity breeds content?” Really?
You might argue that it is too difficult to escape your current situation, or that you would be ostracized, and you would lose everything. Let me tell you, brotherman- if the society tolerates and encourages repulsive surgical and chemical androgene monsters, it can most certainly deal with a male (or a group of males) not bonding with females and not bending over to be fisted by the elite. And I'm not even speaking of living in a mud hut in a woodland, and not paying taxes or ever stepping foot in a Wal-Mart ever again (Not that those are bad ideas, mind you....). I am speaking of allowing your core being and true natural masculine heritage to be free and thriving. Please re-read the MBP NiTaino Bill of Rights again:

NITAINO MALES BILL OF RIGHTS
Core Statement

Males need other males for creativity, magic, healing, spirituality,
emotional and physical love, social and environmental interaction.
NiTaino Male's Bill of Rights
1. Right to foreskin.
2. Right to express emotions freely.
3. Right to wander and explore.
4. Right to be curious and play.
5. Right to be unshaven and musky.
6. Right to be naked.
7. Right to have an erection without shame.
8. Right to choose environments and relationships freely.
9. Right to spend quality time with other males without intoxication, competition, or non-males being involved.
10. Right to have close, loving, and caring relationships with other males without interference.
11. Right to a stable, non-imperial, all-male, secure area to play in.
12. Right to have a strong, positive role model/mentor when young, right to be a boy's role model/mentor when older.
13. Right to be in his child's life beyond discipline and economic support.
14. Right to not have his masculinity questioned or defined by an outside source, especially by a non-male.
15. Right to recover traditional ancestral heritage, culture, faith, language, and lifestyle.


I truly am exhausted by the continual whining and excuse-making by guys who keep telling me how they want change in their lives, they want to be free, etc.; and then they continue to ride the rail back into their enslavement in empire. Truly ask yourself- WHAT IS STOPPING YOU FROM ACHIEVING THE FREEDOM, AUTONOMY, AND MASCULINE WHOLENESS YOU WANT?
Chances are, it is probably you.

Now here comes the part where we get hate mail....

IF YOU REFER TO YOURSELF AS GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, OR ANY OTHER STUPID KHAZARIAN PHRASE, OR IF YOU LABEL YOURSELF AS A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF SOME OTHER ENTITY (IE JOB, SPOUSE, OR WHATEVER)- YOU ARE DENYING YOUR OWN AUTONOMY AND MASCULINITY.

So quit using terms that define you as a slave.
Begin using terms that define you as whole, and in your power.
Begin using terms that indicate heritage (ie culture), not a marketing demographic.
Work with others and groups, not for them.
If you have a bonded relationship, allow that you are equals, not owner or owned.

That's why We are not “GAY”
We own our masculinity, We own our lives, "I own me".
We own no one, and no one owns us.
I define me, no one else does









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